You’ve crashed into people’s windows with a jetpack, you’ve hit level 101 in the Goat MMO Simulator, you’ve survived the zombie apocalypse. How do you even top that?
Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, the latest in goat simulation technology. Being a goat has never been this realistic.
- Beat people up and take their money – use your goat crew to smash & grab, then blast away all your money at Mahatma Gambling, the Indian casino – just like in that Al Cappuccino movie
- PRANKNET – The static contract database lets goats pick and choose from available jobs by connecting with local contacts such as Vlad the Crimean, and you get to run his errands
- Buy things – use your easy-earned cash to buy different things. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
- More masks – because obviously we havent been clear enough. You can even wear that mask with the American flag on it, whatever that character is called i dont know, i just write the damn text
- FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like theyre from an Al Pancake movie
- Be a camel, or even a dolphin in a wheelchair, there are no limits here (except the 4 playable goats)
- Unlock new, even dumber stuff. Because this is friggin Goat Simulator.